Leave everything behind and get away from it all — 33.9 million miles away, in fact.
People might say there’s no atmosphere on Mars, but you’re assured of a warm, friendly welcome from the moment you step onto our Noachis Terra Holiday Village park.
Five-bedroom superior Mars holiday lodge
- Noachis Terra Holiday Village, Mars
- 1 grand astronaut pilot room
- 4 junior navigator bedrooms
- Sleeps 6 (or 8, depending on the size of any life you encounter)
- Pet and Martian friendly
$6,000,000,000 USD (SIX billion — or £4,286,310,000. That’s according to the mission budget for Mars One. Although don’t worry, Elon Musk tells us that prices may soon fall to as low as $500,000.)
More about your next holiday in Mars
Our superior Mars lodge is breathtaking — quite literally, with only 1% oxygen on the planet. Your Martian holiday home comes with all the bells and whistles — and with no one else around, the WiFi is super high speed.
Step out onto the decking of your superior Martian lodge and appreciate the spectacular views that stretch as far as the eye can see. Beautiful, unspoiled red dusty craters … and even more craters.
With stunning interior finishings, this well-designed holiday lodge perfectly complements the crimson-coloured exterior landscape. There’s enough room to sleep 6, but this could stretch to 8 depending on the size of any Martian wildlife you invite inside.
The slightly weaker gravitational pull on the planet of Mars, compared to Earth, will leave you feeling light on your feet as you explore an expanse of seemingly countless, beautifully-natural craters.
Usually it’s impossible to guarantee good weather. At our Mars Holiday Village, we’ll refund your entire fee if you even see so much as a speck of rain! As you work up a sweat on your exploration of the local area, you’ll be thankful for the consistently cool -63°C temperature.
Step out onto the vast plains of Mars, and keep your eyes peeled for any signs of life; there could be never-before-seen Martian wildlife around every corner — sure to make a crater-like impression on you.
Included in your holiday…
- No rain
- Super-fast WiFi and a 32” TV (the best satellite signal on the planet)
- Martian feeding station — for any friends you make
- Full use of on-park facilities, with no-one else around
- A fridge freezer (not that you’ll need one, considering the -63°C temperature)
We’re currently aiming for lift off to Mars in the year 3021 — if you’re interested in jetting off to the Noachis Terra Holiday Village, speak to Ground Control today.
In the meantime, however, if you’re interested in a luxury staycation on Planet Earth, Lovat Parks provide a range of five-star, luxury holiday stays in holiday parks at some of the finest, most beautiful locations in Britain.
Click below to plan your family’s next luxury break. This is the life… on Mars.